Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.

Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!

by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011

Cack

When u see ur friends cock and u have no choice but to say with an accent so u make it like a joke and hide awkwardness

Uh oh... Tod your cack is hangin out guy put it back in ur shorts.

by Chebster March 20, 2017

Cack his dacks

Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.

Johnno would cack his dacks if the bulldogs won the grand finals!

by CharliePcat October 9, 2017

Cack

It's like when New Yorkers say "Yerrr," but it's not exactly that. It is just cack.

Teacher: Everyone settle down immediately.
Everyone: Cack.

by Ur manually breathing (LT) March 2, 2020

cack

Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005

cacky bird hand

a name for a teacher who has oddly deformed hands....possibly for comical use or perhaps a birth defect...

oooo here comes small hand....i cant wait to see her use the projector, her cacky bird hand looks much more amusing on the big screen

by scottyyyy March 12, 2008

Cack your shit

To stash something in your pants to avoid detection, usually something you shouldnt have

Look out Cez, old bill are over there. cack your shit quick-time bro

cack stash

by APAPAP July 5, 2012