Brown Crayon

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.

I hate Brown crayon, It's always takes more wipes to clean with brown crayon streaks.

by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

Man Crayon

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.

"I hate my neighbor, so I wrote 'please leave' on his front door with my man crayon."

by Apecreature June 24, 2012

shit crayon

No matter how many times you wipe, the paper keeps coming up brown.

I thought I was done wiping, but, the Shit Crayon strikes again.

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.

Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

by The Heretic December 5, 2007

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.

Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.

by barrysantoro May 15, 2011

sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture

Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.

by lickmycock March 15, 2014