Crayola Dream

Dreaming of sexual intercourse with many different ethnic woman of color.

Jack, " Bro I had a dream i was flying last night."
Steve, " I had a crayola dream last night."
Jack, " you win."

by Bandana Raburn September 14, 2011

Craplock

When 2 or more people intend to take a crap in a public bathroom but are waiting for the other(s) to leave first. This causes an infinite cycle and everyone waits and nobody craps.

"Hey Michael, what took you so long?" "Sorry, i got stuck in a craplock"

by Nail-- May 20, 2014

crayon sharpener

You're banging a chick while watching the hockey game, aka doggy style, with your Molson posted up on that ass. You then proceed to pick her up and spin her 360 degrees on the geometrical X axis of your penis all without spilling a drop of your beer.

I was fucking trashy Tanya while watching the Habs give it to the Leafs. She looks back and says, "give me the crayon sharpener!"

by Sweats11537 August 12, 2017

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Crayondwriting

When an adult’s handwriting is so bad it looks like they used crayons to write with

Kim’s note was crap. Her crayondwriting was illegible.

by Tippen May 7, 2018

claylovessinjindrowing

the hottest, sexiest and most funny person ever.

claylovessinjindrowing just posted a new tiktok, they're so sexy ahahaha.

by theo 🤤 June 4, 2021

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by anonymous September 24, 2021