Coot

No one truly knows the definition of coot, but it can be best described as an expression of love and comfort. Coot is loved by all. Coot, in other words, is a Medal of Honor. We love coot, and coot loves you.

Oh honey, you coot.

Jessica has the fattest coot and that’s why she is my main bitch!
Coot makes me happy inside and outside

Coot gives me boner.

by Proboldpants1 January 11, 2021

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

jackson henry coote

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by hellohowareyouiambored June 20, 2022

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Coot

When you dont know how to spell cool because youre retarded

My friend Dade said that was coot, I think hes a little special

by Ty65 March 12, 2021

Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.

At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.

by LazySGT May 14, 2025

Coot coot coot

Used as sound of action in cutting someone down; derogitory gesture to poke jabs ; sarcastic boast of a winning or one being right and proving it .

"I guess you heard that didn't ya , coot coot coot "often said along with body language of taking one or two fingers making a short fast rake or brushing off motion of their cheek or lower jaw bone

by Doní December 17, 2018