coot

coot is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on R6 because he gets bullied by kids even though he's homeschooled.

This guy is such a coot bro! wtf!

by Whisky-Straight October 15, 2020

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

coot

Is when you are crazy.

"I think you are coot."

by Dr. Deloris January 8, 2024

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

Coot

To have anal and vaginal sex at the same time

Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem

The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys

Me and the boys cooted that that Jessica shut last night....

by Snowwwey November 27, 2023

Angus and Coote

Australian rhyming slang for root.

Often shortened to Angus.

“Old baz was on the piss last night and ending up getting an Angus and coote.”

“I’m headed out on the town, see if I can’t pull an Angus.”

by Tiwimose January 12, 2023

coot

a woman’s vagina, typically one that is very shiny and small

“my coot is gonna explode”

by antithesis the 1st October 4, 2023