cooking on gas

feeling giddy in the head, so happy that you could bust

"Since I found this new girl I'm just cooking on gas."

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter

"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"

by joser2001 April 17, 2006

cooking with gas

Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.

I love God, guns and cooking with gas.

by Jasper C. Debussy January 12, 2023

cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012

cooking on gas

when a friend is wrong, but won't admit it.

"I did see a ghost Ben!"
No abi, you're just cooking on gas

by Mr Bumblebadger September 14, 2011

cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''

"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"

by thamiam May 25, 2008

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 22, 2010