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Sean Connerized

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.
Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover
by Darron B March 13, 2008
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no connection

an alternative rockband formed by Graham young, simon whenlock and Jon Hill. They realised 3 albums so far
justified, deal with it and to love to hate to love.
Some of their songs appear in the computergame Flat Out
I think its a pitty that they aint well known yet.Because their music is quite sound.
by Billy Joe Bob!!111oneoneeleven December 24, 2005
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Connecticut

A unit of measurement, usually meant to gage the size of large disasters.

synonyms: Delaware, Rhode Island, Texas
1. The fire burning in the Amazon has destroyed an area roughly the size of Connecitcut.

2. A region almost the size of two Connecticuts was rendered uninhabitable by the radioactive spill.

3. An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off of Antarctica today.
by shootandrun July 10, 2007
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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.
Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
by NephthysScream July 14, 2010
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Connecticut

Possibly one of the most bipolar states in the nation. We love ourselves. No one cares who we are. Known for it's ability to piss people off by flaunting it's statistics and hiding how bad some of the inner cities are. Always first to deny how many jobs are lost but first to report the craziest news they can find - rampant chimpanzees, guys hacking off limbs, power plants exploding, you name it. Way more diverse than it's given credit for, but admittedly people tend to live in similar-race clusters. We have the preps on one end and an wannabe ghetto explosion on the other. We've got Yale to make us look good and Three Rivers for everyone who didn't make it. We have no teams of our own so we can fight over other states' and the biggest in-state game of the season is girl's college basketball. Drive through and you'll see the sprawling mansions and dilapidated cities within miles of each other, see the casinos we use to keep the money flowing in but notice that none of it ever seems to come back out. We fight over the most idiotic things - mad or wicked? Who honestly cares? - and always define ourselves by whether we come from the West or East side of the state. It's a perfect split between 'good' and 'bad' - it all just depends on what side you want to see.
Connecticut - Skyy for the rich and Dubra for the poor. Is it nice? Sometimes. Does it suck? Depends on where you are.

Someone get the state some seroquel.
by CTBorn August 9, 2010
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mess-canned

A variant of "shit canned". It means to be fired.
Andy: "What happened to Joelle this morning?"
Brian: "She got mess-canned.
by Flee Goo August 18, 2006
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Conner

has the ability to take someone by the nipples and flip them over their shoulder
conner usually does this in leauge of legends
by SKADINK October 27, 2011
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