centralized air conditioning

A metaphor that originated in China to describe a guy or girl who is too kind to everyone to the point people start falling in love with them.

Dude, that guy at the orientation is like centralized air conditioning! He’s putting up that act for sure.

by user37174038511 March 18, 2021

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.

The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!

by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

rainbow/push coalition

The Rainbow/PUSH Coalition (RPC) is an organization founded by the Reverend Jesse Jackson, the name derives from the roots of the organization - a merger between the Rainbow coalition (founded 1985) and Operation PUSH (started about 1971). The stated mission of the organization is to foster "civil rights" and empower people of color (i.e. black). RPC frequently uses political pressure tactics bordering on blackmail designed to coerce companies into "donating" to the RPC (i.e. bribe them to go away) or employing RPC members in nice cushy jobs to ensure "liason" between the company and the black community (i.e. provide continuous welfare and the ability to monitor companies from the inside for future blackmail operations).

We have a rainbow of races at our company, but Jesse Jackson decided there were not enough black ones in top management positions so he PUSHed us around with threats until we paid him to go away, gave mandatory promotions to unqualified blacks (including his friends he owed favors) and ended with a nice flowery speech about how this showed our commitment to diversity. Hopefully now we are under the "protection" of Jesse and no one else will come and blackmail us.

by FigurinOutLife March 24, 2004

Coalition

1. A government that was voted in by ignorant voters who decided to throw votes away by voting for a liberal party.

2. A term for a yellow tied MP on their knees in front of blue tied PM.

1. I voted for a liberal government! Oh wait we just got a conservative coalition, I didn't see that coming...

2. Omnomomommommmom, can I have a say yet? omonnomommononnmomm

by testing_the_line December 26, 2011

air conditioning

1. Cold air blowing out of the vents.

2. Not sweating while just sitting in the car.

2. Not hotter than it is outside in Arizona!

Sam's car has NO air conditioning

by amanda sue August 23, 2006

air-conditioning

1. A gang/mafia term, regarding a shooting hit or assassination in which a bullet leaves or should leave an exit wound large enough for air to pass through. The act of air traveling through such a wound.

Also, a cover name for various hire-to-kill gang/mafia business fronts.

"Did we see Johnny lately? Let's just say he got some Air-conditioning put in..."

OR

"Oh yeah, I put in Bob's Air-conditioning alright."

OR

"I work in the Air-conditioning business."

by The 5n1tch September 7, 2011