Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat

Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Chutney Lumper

A feeble old man whose only desire in life is to have 7 young children of his own. He also enjoys chutney, a little bit.

That old Chutney Lumper is so jovial. Quite a sight to see.

by Sobriquet Jones April 30, 2024

Chutney

One of many scrabble words you playdown that no one knows what it means.

See also Jam.

Chutney - and I win.

by MoneyPrinter November 25, 2025