christ-o-phart

The nick name often given to somebody named Christopher or Chris. He likes to annoy people but cannot cope being picked on himself. Gets grumpy when you touch his computer. Wears his pants pulled up under his armpits and winter clothes in summer. Extremely bad sport and sore loser. ie flips the board in the middle of monopoly or throws x-box controllers when losing any game. Likes to think he is right all the time, finds it hard to cope when he is wrong. Is okay to do Grandad duties as long as he does not have to deal with poo, wee, vomit, dribble, food....or mess in general. Enjoys afternoon naps, teasing small children and and being angry.

Person 1: Who's flipping their shit?
Person 2: Oh that's just Christ-O-Phart again, i think he lost

by RickStarBlue February 24, 2018

Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.

It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin

by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Christ Drive

A Christ Drive occurs when while driving on a summer's evening in say, Brighton, a passenger shouts 'Christ', while passing any number of extremely attractive girls walking by. Thus it's a Christ Drive.

Three Guys are cruising a busy seaside town on a hot Saturday night.

Dave ' Christ, look at that' (while the car is passing by a very attractive girl who is walking by).

Jon 'Where?'

Col (driver) 'By that bus stop back there on your left'.

Jon 'Christ she's a bang'.

*several similar passes later*

Col 'Another successful Christ Drive guys'.

by Crazy49 March 26, 2019

Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 3, 2020

Christ Killer

A slur against people of Jewish ethnicity or religion derived from the idea that the Jews were at fault for the death of Jesus Christ (Also known as Jewish deicide)

The Jews are good for nothing Christ Killers!

by Beelz3bub June 28, 2021

Christ’yona

Christ’yona is a person who puts others first regarding emotions, etc. She is a caring and sweet person who enjoys hanging out with the ones she cherishes most and will never waste your time nor likes her time being wasted. She doesn’t like feeling confused and doesn’t show any type of emotions other than a positive side of herself, always smiling. Even when people seem to switch up on her, she never returns that energy.

Oh, of course her name is christ’yona, she’s an amazing person

by 3837387373 November 21, 2021