lickey chewy

Lickey-chewy is a militarism used by dudes in the sandbox for a gigantic shipment of Gatorade shakes, Met-RX bars, and candy that came in large shipping containers. It was a shipment of sugary goodness and testosterone eliciting protein used to increase morale among forward deployed forces. The shipments were usually directed for special operations teams and related Other Governmental Agency (OGA) personnel and often created a rift between traditional military units and special operations.

Bruh, I hear we're getting a lickey chewy shipment in tonight; let's hit that sh** before the Delta boys get there.

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Joe: Stan, I'm depressed from smelling donkey-sh** and burning jingle trucks all day; it's hot af and my girl is probably banging Jody at this very moment back home.

Stan: Hear ya brother, thankfully we have lickey chewy coming in tonight. I'm going to take a Snickers and Rip It back to my bunk along with a picture of your girl Jody sent me!

lickey chewy by Lawyering Sucks April 2, 2020

Agnosta-Chewy 

Like an Agnostic, an Agnosta-Chewy believes that the truth value (value indicating the relation of a proposition to truth) of certain claims—especially claims about the existence or non-existence of any deity is unknown or unknowable. However, they hold to the belief that if in fact there were to be a higher being, such as a God, out there, that higher being would have a nougaty center. As of now there is only one sect of Agnosta-Chewists, but they have plans to attempt to spread their belief to others. Just as some religions have High Priests each sect of Agnosta-Chewists have a leader-like figure known as the High Five Priest. The High Five Priest's only given duty thus far is to give and recieve high fives, as well as incourage the use of the high five among others and to be there to talk, or to just listen, to any Agnosta-Chewy who may be in need of someone to talk to. Every High Five Priest is responsible to report the activities of the sect that they lead to the High Five Pope, the highest ranking of all Agnosta-Chewists. The slogan of the Agnosta-Chewists is "Potential Redemption Never Tasted So Good." Currently the Agnosta-Chewist do not have a logo for their religion. All information given above is as of October 15, 2010 and subject to change as time goes on.

Some Terms
Name Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewy
One Of The Religion: an Agnosta-Chewy
Many Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewists (Plural of Agnosta-Chewy)
Practice Of The Religion: Agnosta-Chewism

Christian Zealot: God loves you and everyone. He will save you.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you manage to then you will find that he has a nougaty center.

Athiest: There is no way that a god can exist.
Agnosta-Chewy: Prove it, and if you can't that means there is still an equal possibility that he does exist, and if he does, he has a nougaty center.

Agnosta-Chewy by HighFivePope October 17, 2010

elite chewy 

a top nosh

Girl "You can have another blowjob"
Boy "Don't call it a blowjob, it's an elite chewy. A blowjob's not good enough."

elite chewy by Severe Lad October 3, 2010

Gone Chewy 

Someone or something gone bad. (someone trying to make gone crunchy obsolete)

My friend gone chewy!

Gone Chewy by The Big Data January 11, 2023

Full Chewy 

Full Chewy is when you go insanely mad and start to break things around you.

Grand Theft Auto Online not working and throwing a full blown Full Chewy with outrageous amount of swearing while breaking stuff!

Full Chewy by Pepz347 October 11, 2013

Oh Chew Chewy

A phrase that may only be used in context when no other words can be used to describe a situation.

"... OH CHEW CHEWY!"

Oh Chew Chewy by big papa griz February 23, 2009

Pink Chewy 

The new slang term for tit or nipples.

Refers to the normal pinkish color of the tit, and the innuendo of chewing or sucking on a tit.

I was totally giving her a Pink Chewy.

Man, her Pink Chewys were bigger than Uncle Sam's nipples.

Pink Chewy by anoyomous69 June 13, 2008