The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021
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by Aslhey January 5, 2024
Get the cardinal ohara mug.The northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis) is a songbird that is known for its bright red plumage in males. It can be found in many habitats, including urban parks, deciduous forests, and backyards. It is common in the eastern United States and Midwest, and extends into Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the Northern Cardinal picture I sent you?
Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
Person 2: Yeah! It looked so cool!
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Get the Northern Cardinal mug.Pronounced (Kar-din-ull Mao-bee-is), Cardinal Maobius is a persistent, often painful erection that lasts for more than 16 hours and is chronic, reoccurring once every few weeks lasting your entire lifetime. Typically has vast amounts of blood, seeping from the urethra and blood clots way easier to someone with Cardinal Maobius leading to chunky blood flowing out of the male urethra. Bleeding can last anywhere from 14 minutes to 18 hours depending on age, weight, and BMI. Cardinal Maobius can only be found in the male sex and is not contagious and is only hereditarily transferable; can be passed down to sons from their father. Cardinal Maobius can also lead the penis to sometimes swell, leaving large cysts and soon calusses filled with pus and blood, and depending on where on the body these cysts are found, sometimes semen. It is smart to treat the cysts sooner rather than later, as they can grow to widths of 22 inches and spread around the body. Roughly 20 million males suffer worldwide annually.
Person A: I have Cardinal Maobius.
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
Person B: Is that why your pants are red by the crotch area?
Person A: Yes, I am on my cycle.
Person B: Oh, okay. Let me know if you need any help!
by doctor gringo December 25, 2021
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The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”
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