whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

Dirty Candice

Dirty Candice- The burn you receive during electrical bdsm play that you then have to pass off as a sunburn.

I had to wear a tank top to let my Dirty Candice breathe and everyone asked how I got sunburned in December.

by Candycanes June 3, 2021

do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.

Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”

by Mike Hawk19 July 10, 2021

pull a candice stark

to engage in many sexual encounters over a week resulting in the acquireing of herpes

sluty girl:"duuuudddeee!! i just totally pulled a candice!"

friend: "again?" "didnt you just get herpes?"

sluty girl: "i like weiners"

friend: i can always count on you to pull a candice stark"

by lizziesaidrawr September 26, 2010

a candice

a prostitute type person who hangs out in toilets.
also known as a canz

oooh, she was doin a candice!

by Hunniminx July 30, 2008

who's candice?

A new cringey alternative to "ligma", "joe", etc.

Joe: I just found Candice
Poor soul: Who's Candice?
Joe: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOU MOUTH

by arma. June 12, 2021