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Calista

Calista is a girl who loves to hang and be around others just to make them happy. She is a talented and an amazing artist that usually draws what she imagines. Calista is a girl who loves to read books and play with children. If you ever meet a Calista you can find that she is a little silly sometimes but fun to hang out with. If you ever find a Calista don't let her go because she is a treasure that is unlike any other.
Man I wish I had an Calista
by vermilliopcd June 2, 2015
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maintenance call

Periodic phone calls placed to one's significant other when out for a prolonged period of time (eg 4 hours or more) with friends. The periodic phone call is intentionally structured to prevent a blow-up or fight after the outing is concluded, which would invariably take ten times longer to resolve that the time to place a brief check-in call.
"Hey, let me put in a maintenance call to my woman, before we go into the bar."
by RFsquash January 8, 2012
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Beatles Mating Call

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!
-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.
by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012
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Call Me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "
by sex32 December 29, 2020
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hurry call

An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments
Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!
by Jackel in El Centro September 20, 2008
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Call the Shot

1. To dictate how a situation or agenda proceeds, as from a position of authority.
2. To decide on the course of action; to be in charge.
3. Fig: To make the decisions; to decide what is to be done.
1. I'm the boss, and I call all the shots here! Mom calls the shots for Thanksgiving dinner, so you better get her approval for any dish you want to bring.
2. Why do you have to call all the shots? Do what you're told. I'll call the shots.
3. Sally always wants to call the shots, and Mary doesn't like to be bossed around. They don't get along well. Sally always wants to call the tune.
by Jessie Christie May 24, 2018
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Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally

When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"
by rms386 March 2, 2014
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