C.P.G

rondout group of straight gangsters who owns everyone who messes with them.people in the C.P.G are the freaking coolest people ever...

i would difine C.P.G (tell you what it stands for) but we're way to cool for that so suck on a chode.

"C.P.G freaking owns all oh my god they are so cool, i want them all to stuff me"
"check them out on myspace"

by anthony fedoreshenko April 30, 2008

C.P.S

A conglomeration of guys who's sole mission is to stop ugly stalker bitches from achieving its main goal.
FUCKING UP THE LIFE OF ITS VICTIM..

call C.P.S if u need help.

by jack hanna dog faces November 2, 2011

P.C.

1. Personal Computer

2. Penalty Cake

A penalty cake is small, disgusting cake made of very cheap ingredients poorly mixed together and either burnt or underbaked. The cake is prepared prior to an intense game of Monopoly, and every time a player messes up they are required to take a bite of the cake, so that after a while it has collected germs from everybody in the game.

Ha! Go Directly To Jail! Do not pass go, do not collect $300, and lick some icing off the P.C.!

by knarf1995 February 14, 2012

C.P.R.

Coughing Poop Release. Refers to a self-administered emergency technique when unable to poop normally; somewhat similar to the Heimlich maneuver, it involves coughing vigorously to dislodge and eject the organic object clogging the bodily orifice.

I was mildly constipated, so I used C.P.R. to help me eliminate.

by QuacksO October 13, 2014

A.S.P.C.T.S.

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats

A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim

by Nutty irish Sicko June 20, 2009

O.T.C.P

On the clock poop. To pass a time consuming bowel movement at work, while getting paid.

Between my two breaks and my frequent O.T.C.P'S I work roughly 6 hours during an 8 hour shift.

by Charley Mooshbag December 10, 2016

P.C. User

1. a piece of shit computer that has as much reliability as a tourettes syndrome patient on the witness stand
2.used only by republicans and the extremely mentally handicapped.
3.analogy: someone who still thinks that their piece of shit Honda rice rocket can take on any car(including but not limited to: Ferrari's, Lambourghini's and anything made by Ford)

my brain cant function on a level low enough that a P.C. user would be able to comprehend

by someone smarter than you February 9, 2003