Granny Day-Blower

While driving in a car, you end up behind and elderly woman who drives at least 15 miles under the speed limit.



Usually occurs when driving home from work, or going to somewhere on a schedule (ala. the closing time of a store)



Often confused with someone on a cell phone.

Tod: "Hey Chuck, did you get the new video game that you said you would?"

Chuck:" No, I didn't. I was 10 minutes away from the store and I gut stuck behind a Granny Day-Blower, and I got to Best Buy 10 minutes after closing.

Tod:"Ogh, well that sucks"

by McH0 Togo March 3, 2009

spurm burping blow pig

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010

Blow Over

The instance where events end and/or disappear quickly.

That fight you had with your girlfriend, maybe she'll just forget about it and let this whole thing just blow over.

by Zenneth Dyack February 7, 2005

Blow one

To "blow" or smoke "one" (one could also mean several in many cases) joint, blunt, cigar, etc. that contain marijuana.

Agustin: "Yo Librado Blow One!"
Librado: "Oh hell yeah, i got five on it."

by Macjizzy October 15, 2009

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015

Blowdart

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.

I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night

by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

finger n blow chick

A girl who doesn't consider herself a slut so she won't fuck you and instead will quickly blow you when the action starts to get a bit too heavy.

I was making out with Connie and as soon as I got my hand in her jeans she whipped out my dick and sucked me off. She wouldn't fuck me but at least she's a finger n blow chick.

by RBAK June 2, 2016