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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020
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build a snowman

When you ejaculate two 'snowballs' onto a pale man's chest and then stick a 'carrot' in his mouth.
Guy 1: Hey, Chaz totally let me build a snowman last night
Guy 2: He's always been really open to new things
by RoyalTeeShirt May 3, 2016
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Enema Bulldozer

The act of ejaculating semen into the partner's rectum, then while the penis is still inserted, the person begins urinating in the anal cavity. Then when finished, the person pulls out the penis and punches the partner in the ass while the urine and semenal fluid oozes out.
Did you hear about Marcus? He didn't come to school today because Stanley gave him one hell of an Enema Bulldozer last night.
by i jah April 26, 2009
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Bulldozing

The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.
Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.
by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010
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building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever
this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
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Deadly Semen Buildup

A condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced sexual intercourse over a protracted time frame. While masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms associated with DSB it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. DSB can only be relieved by interaction with a sexual partner.
Rupert: Man I have so much DSB that I can't concentrate at work.

Charles: DSB? What is that?

Rupert: Deadly Semen Buildup. If I don't have sex soon with something I don't know if I will make it much longer.
by JrWorthy October 23, 2009
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Westfield Bulldogs

The Greatest SCHOOL EVER!!!
Known for our amazing athletes, academics, and our ability to wipe the shit out of those pansy ass Centreville Kids
Centreville Kid: " Hey what school do you go to"
Westfield Kid: "Westfield, how bout you"
Centreville Kid: " I go to c-ville ( commonly used by centreville douch bags) sorry for talking to you, you're way to smart, good looking, and your atheltics the Westfield Bulldogs are to cool"
by Bill Dug October 28, 2009
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