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Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.
"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)

Buffalo Hot Rod 

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*
Buffalo Hot Rod by cocktupus January 5, 2021

Buffalo Chip 

Don't step in the buffalo chip!
Buffalo Chip by Bobblehead on June 22, 2007

buffalo, missouri

Small hick city out in the middle of bum-fucked egypt. Walmart is the mall of this town, and it's not even a super-center. Rednecks galore!
Let's all go to buffalo, missouri and "chill" at walmart.

buffalo chicken pizza 

The Best pizza ever. It normally comes with blue cheese dressing but is amazing with ranch dressing as well.
buffalo chicken pizza by mj_alf January 10, 2009

buffalo pussy 

Buffalo pussy is characterised by huge long lips, and a huge clitoris. Most of the time women with buffalo pussy can come very easy, and usually multiple times. Very good pussy!!
That bitch had some bomb ass buffalo pussy, that sqirted me.
buffalo pussy by t=bonr January 29, 2016