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bludgeo'd

No one knows.

It might just be a chopped up version of the word "bludgeoned," but the word has mystical and magical implications that speak to my soul, suggesting there's more to the word than meets the eye.
"He looks bludgeo'd for hammer."
by Elmoshine October 18, 2008
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bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010
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Bedgepig

Hedgehogs aka Hedgepigs shelter from the weather in hedges. Bedgepigs are basically their less prickly human equivalents.
Duvet Doug and Johanna are off today, it's way too cold and wet to venture outside so they are going to be Bedgepigs. Mug of tea, bacon sandwich and radio four in Bedgepigland bliss!
by 192Dug July 8, 2011
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Bude

A combination of calling your friend a dude and bro at the same time, you don't know rather to call your friend a dude or bro and it just slips out being called Bude.
*At Waffle House
Man one turns to man two: Hey Bude guess what?

Man Two: did you just call me Bude?

Man one: I think I did I was going for a combo of both bro and dude
Man two: Bude we need to start saying this
by Bude Master June 6, 2016
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pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.
"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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Chev Badge

A cross-shaped embalm of the American automobile brand Chevrolet, owned by General Motors.

If a Holden car has a Chevy engine, buyers can also pay $1500 for front and back badges and red disk callipers.

However they are mostly seen on v6 Commodores and utes driven by bogans in Western Sydney that put them on.
Look at my Chev Badge, it's fully sick bro!

Chev badges prevent hundreds of accidents every year in Western Sydney, because they warn other drivers that a bogan is driving the car and they should keep more distance.
by someboredstonerlol October 26, 2012
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Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.
by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019
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