Crème brûlée

A foot job using whipped cream.

Person 1: dude shes giving you a whipped cream induced foot job!
Person 2: hell yeah its a Crème brûlée!

by Rosey_Rose March 4, 2025

Steve Brule

A nickname for an “Outrageous Orange” colored Crayola crayon

“Hey, did you get the Steve Brule?”
“Yeah, now we can continue drawing!”

by ?????!!!?? January 20, 2026

Pulled a Bruer

Trading your best players for the worst.

I need an alabama hot pocket to get over this. I just pulled a Bruer.

by cumshot87 September 12, 2013

Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side

I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!

by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019

Mary Brooks Bruner

Mary Brooks is a girl who can be very rude unintentionally and has a very sarcastic personality. But once you get to know her (and learn to ignore her being a bitch) she is actually really nice. She tends to be attracted to blonde guys but has a habit of getting with guys she doesn’t want to get with and then regrets it (sometimes she gets pods out of it). She also hated being called Mary B.

“Mary brooks bruner is such a bitch but I love her”

by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

vertrau mir bruder mische

„trust-me-brother-mix" is an alcoholic mixed drink that contains way too much alcohol that was mixed by a friend

„Ich hab ihn gebeten, mir was zu mixen, und er meinte nur ‚Vertrau mir Bruder Mische‘ — jetzt schmeck ich nur noch Wodka.“

by Mitch_3112 March 17, 2025

The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée

Tools needed:
A stitches, a kitchen torch, NO ANESTHETIC

First start by creating a hole in a man’s scrotum near the base of the penis, the pull the man’s penis until it can make a donut like shape when the tip is inserted into the hole. Stitch the penis onto the scrotum to ensure stability, completing the carabiner. Next you must shit diarrhea into the carabiner in order to make the crème of the crème brûlée. Next is to ejaculate onto the hole making making the top of the crème brûlée. Next use the torch to Brûlée the semen and penis as one would do to a creme brûlée until golden brown and solidified. Finally crack the brûléed semen with your erect penis and proceed to fuck the crème brûlée.

Wife: Did you do The German Carabiner Crème Brûlée with my boyfriend last night?

Me: How did you know?

Wife: I found the stitches and kitchen torch in the bed again!

by BBL Willy December 15, 2025