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Definitions by ohshit1234

Mary Brooks Bruner 

Mary Brooks is a girl who can be very rude unintentionally and has a very sarcastic personality. But once you get to know her (and learn to ignore her being a bitch) she is actually really nice. She tends to be attracted to blonde guys but has a habit of getting with guys she doesn’t want to get with and then regrets it (sometimes she gets pods out of it). She also hated being called Mary B.
Mary brooks bruner is such a bitch but I love her
Mary Brooks Bruner by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Molly Shircliff 

She’s short, but likes to date Russians that are 2 feet taller than her. She also likes to hook up with 3 boys in one week when she’s on a break with the Russian. She has an act of being very innocent, but this is not the case. She does not know how to take responsibility for things, because “nothing is her her fault”
“Molly shircliff why did you do that” “I’m sorry it’s not my fault
Molly Shircliff by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Sydney bass 

Sydney is the youngest in her friend group. She is always in love with boys named sam. She is a very big flirt and will flirt with any boy in sight. Ladies, don’t take your mans around this one.
Sydney bass is flirting with my boyfriend again”
Sydney bass by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019

Avery Boyd 

She a bitch, an asshole, straight up terrible person. She’s retarted and has bad eyebrows. If you see her at school ABORT IMMEDIATELY, like her parents should have done when she was born. Do not talk to her it will ruin your day.
Avery boyd is dumb a doorknob.
Avery Boyd by ohshit1234 November 8, 2019