Brown Eye Assassin 

An individual who has mastered the art of completely dismantling the ass of another individual.

I don’t know what happened last but I was dismantled by a brown eye assassin last night and it was great

Brown Eye Assassin by Tee Cee Deez June 15, 2019

BROWN LEG 

n. 1. a euphemism which means a dark-skinned woman. 2. a black or latina female. 3. a synecdoche denoting an olive-skinned woman of African, Mediterrenean, or Hispanic descent.
Syn. brown ass; brown sugar.
Ant. white meat; hick chick.

Chachi: "Yvette was asking about you."
Nickarosi: "Uh-hunh. Nothing like a piece of brown leg."
Chachi: "So they say."
Nickarosi: "Boy, you best quit."

BROWN LEG by Nickarossi June 29, 2007

Brown Shaheen 

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).

Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.

Brown Shaheen by Atavistic Ape October 29, 2014

Brown Speaker 

To shit aggressively in a speaker, then cum on the sloppy shit then start blasting music so the shit splatters everywhere.

I did the nastiest Brown Speaker last night with my uncle

Brown Speaker by Gavingaming February 21, 2023

Brown Casper 

This is slang for a fart-- especially a fart that is somewhat spooky.

"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."

Brown Casper by The Unfriendly Ghost January 23, 2008

brown route 

Same thing as the hershey highway. (Rectum)

"Oh Bruce, let's brown route it tonight, big fella."

brown route by Master of the factory January 22, 2007

Brown Literature 

- The small collection of books kept exclusively for reading on the can. (can also include magazines, newspapers and catalogues)
- The process of being so involved in a book that when you really do need to go... said book comes with you and henceforth becomes brown literature.

X:"Goddamn that was one long Sh*t I could have read the bible in there"
Y:"Sounds like you need some brown literature in there dude"

Brown Literature by v//v September 5, 2009