Ok so I’ve seen a lot of these talking abt how beautiful and kind and awesome Brooke’s are, and as a Brooke I feel it’s necessary to set the record straight. I’m a piece of shit, my life’s a mess, I’m hella single never had a bf gf or anyone have a crush on me. Also I’m bi. All Brooke’s are gay and that’s just facts.
Guy: Bro are you dating Brooke?
Other Guy: Nah man Brooke’s gonna die alone
Other other guy: lol yea
Other Guy: Nah man Brooke’s gonna die alone
Other other guy: lol yea
by brickbrooke October 26, 2019
Get the Brookemug. A notorious apartment complex in south Easter San Diego, well known for illegal activities and "shank" violence
by bibliotecha January 28, 2003
Get the The Brookmug. by brookeADORER March 24, 2009
Get the brookemug. by Brookie. July 4, 2011
Get the Brookmug. Crazy, funny, good-looking I guess lol... She is smart but doesn't really believe in herself she needs reassuring sometimes. She loves her friends to death and will help pretty much everyone. She absolutely loves ALMOST ALL PEOPLE and gets attached to things really fast. She is really upbeat and happy. She's also quirky and weird. She'll do absolutely ANYTHING for her friends. She would DIE for them. She's, well, Brooke.
by Oofqueen07 October 4, 2018
Get the Brookemug. by Aaliyahkiearrra October 20, 2018
Get the Brookemug. (verb) An action executed by a girl to their boyfriend that means to be bossy, or to constantly tell someone what to do, all the time. Literally. Nothing is said that isn't an order. And those orders are expected to be followed, or the person executing those orders will flip out, usually in the most stupid ways possible. Let it be noted that as soon as the girl is able to boss their boyfriend around, they think they can boss everyone else around, too.
Person #1: "Shut up and stop doing that, or I will act like a cry baby!"
Person #2: "Are you pulling a Brook?"
Person #2: "Are you pulling a Brook?"
by udontknowme(: February 12, 2010
Get the Brookmug.