Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023

bronze taco

when your anus hangs down resembling a brown taco from having too much anal sex

Dammn that girl has a bronze taco down to her knees! She must be gettin it in the booty.

by Dilly Bar 11 October 25, 2010

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012

The Grand Bronze

A Great rocket league player who would destroy bossinator132

Did you see the grand bronze yesterday
Yeah, he totally destroyed boss in his match

by Get fucked kid August 1, 2019

bronze medallion

a bronze medallion is when you give a girl a pearl necklace but also shit on her chest

dude last night i was with three chicks so i gave the third best a bronze medallion the second a silver medallion and the best a gold medallion

by Jim my May 9, 2008

Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces

Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted

by BungalowD December 27, 2020