Laugh if you must, but biology is a lot more fun since we changed "mate" to "bonerize."
"Dude, check it out, your neighbors are bonerizing with the windows open!"
"Oh shit, let's go check it out!"
"Dude, check it out, your neighbors are bonerizing with the windows open!"
"Oh shit, let's go check it out!"
by Hayyoo May 3, 2012

When your dick has a excitement
by Archenemy June 3, 2020

by urbih December 10, 2019

by AnonymousBr'ishTea September 3, 2022

by deftones lover September 13, 2021

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!
by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 4, 2022

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
by VitaminX May 21, 2006
