Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009

Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.

Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.

by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012

Blumpting

Sending text messages whilest sitting on the toilet.

Present tense:
My friend prefers me blumpting to calling him while I grunt out a deuce.

Past tense:
I blumpted my buddy when the stall was out of toilet paper.

by y0m4m4 October 13, 2008

Blumpkin Frosty

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.

Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!

by kd32178 February 9, 2010