Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 16, 2019

Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.

The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

Karaoke Blue Balls

The feeling when you can't wait to sing your next karaoke song and when your turn comes up the host says "we have a new singer singing Friends In Low Places."

You should have seen John's Karaoke Blue Balls when he had to wait an extra 10 minutes to sing Enter Sandman.

by DJChameleon January 4, 2011

blue balls

Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation.

Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.

That lion got blue balls because he was unable to mate.

by rakeon2 August 12, 2008

Red, White and Blue Balls

What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.

Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

by Lior Freilich January 23, 2007

Blue Balls

Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.

Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.

by Glennmeister December 9, 2008

blue balls

when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.

man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls

by peanutphd January 12, 2007