In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014
Get the blueberry muffinmug. When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.
-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.
by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020
Get the dirty blueberrymug. The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017
Get the Blueberry Muffinmug. I’ll be blueberry geckos 15
by Matte B raps May 1, 2020
Get the Blueberry geckomug. Mom: Heidi, what where you and Caleb doing last night?
Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))
Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))
by Deelyliah November 8, 2010
Get the Blueberry Kissesmug. 1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.
by Adam Basich February 19, 2008
Get the blueberry fistmug. That was a blueberry blonde moment .
by Buugyt236 July 7, 2017
Get the Blueberry blondemug.