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Bloop

Often associated with hemroids. Is the occurrence of blood in your poop due to straining too hard with a hemroid.
"Bill told me that he strained so hard while shooting a duece that he ended up shooting a bloop".
by ki-elite February 15, 2010
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bloop n holla

when a homeless guy joins a bank just to get the card he can swipe to get into the 24 hour indoor ATM to sleep inside
guy 1: bruh i jus went into the ENT at midnight and is smelled like whiskey there was a bum in there snoozin.

guy 2: homie did tha bloop n holla
by thunderthievez July 5, 2009
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bloop

The word males fondly use as they...
A. drop a cock in a womans ass
B. drop a nutsack in a womans mouth (see tea bagging)
c. "dirty sanchez" the dumb ass that wont wake up off your couch from the party last night.
A. Oh yea baby, you like that? well howa bout this... BLOOP!
B. oh baby, you give the bombest head! BLOOP!
C. WAKE UP FOOL!!! ...... I said wake the fu*k UP!.... this bitch! allright if this fool dont get up by the time im outta the bathroom....BLOOP!
by JoelC! May 1, 2006
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bloop it up

Individual fox that makes anything sound like having sex or sexual thoughts
by sealwuff April 26, 2014
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Bloop

1. Meaning an underwater fart.

2. An unexplained sound in the ocean detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
1: Tim: Did you hear that?

Johnny: What?
Tim: I did a bloop in the water. :D
Johnny: AW, GROSS DUDE--

2. Bloop was an ultra-low-frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.

The sound was consistent with the noises generated by icequakes in large icebergs, or large icebergs scraping the ocean floor, but in 2002 was said to also be consistent with large marine animals. NOAA believes it has now analyzed it conclusively and the noise was ice-related. However the true source of the sound still remains unknown.

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by TheAnonymouse21 November 30, 2016
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Bloop

by sksbbdjzbz November 13, 2018
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Bloop Bloop bye

a saying by the best at&t trainers of all time
by The Roxas August 8, 2017
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