Blewskarooni

A blowjob

That was a mighty fine blewskarooni, young man.

Why thank you, good sir!

by mr meowmeowmeowmix July 6, 2011

blewn

Past/present tense of "to blow."

If I had to ride a bicycle with no seat it would blewn.

by chief March 8, 2005

blewbury

village below didcot, full of chavs who live on caravan site. has tiny skate ramp, golf place and a petrol station. Wowee!

person: wanna come to blewbury with me?
moi: Why would I wanna do that

by Sir Mike Rotch III January 23, 2005

blewjob

1) Giving a blewjob that has already been given in that timeline. Like going back in time and sucking that thing one more time. It basically means "suckeding a penis".

2) The word "Blowjob" in an English accent.

1)
Bobathine : "Hey, I'm gonna give Susan a blewjob"
Bob : "Nice"
*2 minutes later*
Susan : "Ohhh sucked that thing harder! Keep suckeding it!"
Bobathine : "Mmm strawberry flavour"

2)
Chavzor : "oioi m8 wnt a blewjob innit?"
Chavzephyr : "innit blud"

by Dad__ April 7, 2008

blewis

A Dragon ball, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros and wine loving person! Blewis is one of the few, best people in the world!

Hey you know blewis?

Yeah, he's awesome!

by Blewis! February 19, 2017

Blewcallaphus

An exclamatory used when you answer the phone and no one is on the other line. Usually used after a few doubtful "Hello's" have confirmed that there is in fact no one there. Reciting the word not only relieves some tension created by the situation, but also acts as a code to let the other person know you couldn't hear them, in the event that they are actually on the line and there is just a problem with the connection. Thus making the explanation of the abrupt hang up simpler.

*Phone Rings*
Darth Vador: "A hoy hoy"

......time passes

Darth Vador: "Hello? Excuse me, is someone there?"
Darth Vador: "Blewcallaphus!"

by Darther Vador October 26, 2010

blewd

A general insult. Nobody knows what it means. Also spelled "bloood", not to be confused with "blood".

Bob: You're a blewd.
Joe: A WHAT!?!?!?!?

by ScooterO1211 May 13, 2011