n. The quick greedy hands of a person who instinctually tries to take something that does not belong to them; usually attempted without asking permission and in a feverishly uncontrollable manner.
Scot: Look at all these chips I just won at the craps table!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
Matt: (grabbing at the chips)
Scot: HEY! Get your biscuit hooks off my winnings!
by macstavern August 26, 2009
Get the Biscuit Hooks mug.Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
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When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.
Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.
Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.
Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.
by mulletia September 11, 2009
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Jaime floated out one hell of a vag biscuit; the odor wasn't great, but the sound caused me to loose my wood pecker.
by Shar1 September 22, 2013
Get the vag biscuit mug.Refridgerated, canned biscuits. After you peel a little bit of the label off, you whomp them on the countertop edge to pop the container open. Hence Whomp Biscuits.
Honey can you cook some whomp biscuits for breakfast? Sure! What brand?
Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.
Pillsbury makes the best whomp biscuits in the world.
by miltonbuck April 28, 2014
Get the whomp biscuit mug.You find out a friend was passed over for a promotion, you look at them in the eye and fondly say, "man it really sounds like you're four buisquits back!, but it will work out". Or at a kids' soccer game; if you're the coach and your losing, "alright team, I know right now you all feel like we're four biscuits back, but I believe we can still pull this off!"
by kmoore2003 April 6, 2015
Get the four biscuits back mug.When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.
Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed
"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"
by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015
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