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birth by anal bird explosion 

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

Birth normie 

Usually single child males, one that stands in the spectrum of normality when it comes to the birth spectrum. Side effects include, saying 6-7 repeatedly, casual sexual relations with femboys/lady boys, and confusion when speaking to a higher authority.
Ehrar is a birth normie fr fr
Birth normie by anonymous June 20, 2025

Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.
Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.
Birth Neighbors by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025

Birth Shower

Non Binary Celebration Of Creation Of Life
Would Like To Attend The Birth Shower For Little Todd Junior?

Give birth to Pumbaa 

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

Reverse Birth 

When an adult (usually male) attempts to return to the womb when life becomes too hard.
"He tried to climb through my vagina to get to live in my womb!! He's a grown man, he should know reverse birth is NOT on the cards!"
Reverse Birth by manicbubble February 10, 2015