by El el fetches May 23, 2021
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Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No
Me: No
by homeworkisbad February 16, 2022
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Get the beanie leptons mug.When you stick an eggroll up your or someone elses ass while another person does a tiktok dance in the background.
The clip of Jackson dancing around in the corner while Brittany gave herself a Beijing backdoor went viral.
by Tugchief March 24, 2023
Get the Beijing Backdoor mug.The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.
Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.
by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010
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by Babyguts January 31, 2014
Get the slippery beanie mug.J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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