Ass Beetles

The feeling that a colony of Beetle eggs are hatching from ones ass after a savage dump.

John: Man, my ass is really irritated from that last dump, I shouldn't have eaten the large popcorn last night.

Frank: Ahhhh, Ass Beetles, I feel your pain bro.

by Jack Hofking March 17, 2011

Beetle

A heavily armoured insect with enourmous pincers that can snap small trees in half, e.g. the Stag Beetle, known for its beautiful and incredibly strong pincers which on the male is use to battle other males for a mate

Skreeeeeeeeeee!!!

Tick! tick! tick! Crunch!! Skreeeeeee!!

by Cleany May 14, 2004

beetles bonnet

ladies pelvic area

by ginger April 10, 2003

Beetleing Around

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut

someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"

by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010

beegees

Used to elongate the true term BGs which stands for Bubble-Guts.

"Man all dat mexican food gave me da beegees"

by ImaSoulBrothaFoYaMotha December 4, 2006

Dung Beetle

After unprotected anal intercourse, when the head of the penis, more specifically the rim of the penis, is plastered with fecal matter.

"Man, that's the last time I'll be with that skeezer. She didn't wipe and gave me the worst Dung Beetle ever!!!!"

by Gary Stone November 7, 2006

beetle box

1. Smoking weed inside a vehicle, but specifically inside of a Volkswagen Beetle.

Will: Erika! You down to beetle box tonight?

Erika: Oh for SURE!!!!! DAMN the smoke gets thick in that car!

by UT beetlebox March 5, 2009