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Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.
Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009
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Beerster

(1) A modern take on a traditional holiday celebration where instead of children hunting for hidden Easter eggs, adults hunt for hidden beers.

There are several versions of this growing tradition, which is known to be practiced in Nashville, TN, Chicago, IL and Buffalo, NY. (Apr 2013)
Don't forget to bring a 6-pack to contribute to Beerster. The beer-bottle hunt is tonight.
by Scipio82 April 1, 2013
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.
Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.
by moesyzslak May 4, 2019
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Vein Beers

Rory: Yeah mate, I’ve been on the nose beers HARD lately. Only on Tuesday’s though...

Xavier: Cool story dude, come back to me when you’ve been on the vein beers. That shit’s the real deal.

Will: Vein beers are the gateway drug. Everyone I know started there then moved on to some of the harder shit, like coffee and vapes.
by willymun April 9, 2021
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daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow
We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple
by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023
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The Sum of All Beers

All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.

Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"

Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."
by Mertinsacker January 9, 2014
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