jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021

Beantown Frank

Getting a BJ while partying in and around the Boston area. The Beantown Frank is usually a quick and clean operation, allowing the recipient to get back to the bar and continue drinking. The cleanliness is consistent with the clean nature of the city. Contrast this with the appropriately titled "New York Style Taco," which represents dirtiness that is characteristic of New York.

Hey man, I just caught a solid Beantown Frank from that chick with the big knockers.

by VagManBoston December 29, 2009

beanteaser

A man that is attractive or unattainable, and uses that advantage to lead women on, to the point where some will flick their bean after he leaves.

John is talking to 3 women, but he isn't going to get with any of them, that's why he is such a beanteaser.

by Joe Fixit January 3, 2011

beantoes

A dog or cats paw (When it's round and 'bean' like)

"Aww look at the dog and his little beantoes"

by kAwIaPETS May 20, 2018

Beanie lord

Some one who wears a beanie more than once a week one beanie lord is Lil xan there's also h3h3

Yo he's a beanie lord

Wtf is a beanie lord

Oh sry it's someone who wears a beanie more than once a week

by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018