the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
Get the bleached cow mug.A mix between the confederate musket-ball and the screaming seagull... when a male sticks his wet penis in the sand with their partner bent over in front of him, then proceeds to take his dip out of his lip and places it on the girls/guys butt-hole, his next move he penetrates the butt-hole causing the dip and sand to be packed like an old confederate musket gun.
My girlfriend and I went on a date to the beach little did she know she was in for a surprise, I whipped out my cock bent her over put my dip on her ass and went storming the beaches of Normandy.
by xxjellybellyxx22 September 14, 2009
Get the storming the beaches of normandy mug.To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.
by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021
Get the Benched mug.by jmul13crib February 11, 2013
Get the Beeched mug.'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'
by EgoÏk April 23, 2014
Get the Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. mug.by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009
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