Stag Beetle

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.

Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?

by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011

beethovened

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's ear just as Beethoven used to insert a horn into his ear to hear.

I beethovened Heather so hard last night.

by hobeaux January 16, 2012

BeetBard

Fundamentally stupid. it doesn't have any correlation with the word "Retard"

"Dude I can't believe you put a Funyun on your penis, you're such a BeetBard."

by I want my Starbucks February 28, 2019

Beetful

A easier way to say and write beautiful

Oh my gosh your child is so beetful

by Jenniisbeetful January 2, 2020

beetle wings

A term to describe the unclothed labia catching wind and flapping providing a resemblance of a beetle flapping its wings.

Stephanie proclaimed her beetle wings start flapping every time she blow dries her bush.

by Chris Peeee Bacon February 26, 2020

Beetlejuicin'

1. Masturbating to Beetlejuice.

"Oh man, that scene where Beetlejuice turns into a snake is so hot, it got me Beetlejuicin'"

by Cumming for Beetlejuice March 9, 2020

beeth

beeth is a noun/adjective to call someone who is essentially a himbo. kind, sweet, and cute, they will take care of you as best as they can. a beeth person is always super happy, and a people pleaser. can be a mood, a personality trait, or even a nickname.

1: awe, he's such a beeth!
2: i should stop being so beeth im probably freaking you out, sorry.
3: hey beeth! how's it goin'?

by holly's totally legal anon October 21, 2020