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dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
by Pork King May 1, 2003
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Magnificent Bastard

There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.

The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Democratic Party is in disarray. Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard!
by tantiboh May 25, 2008
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bastard-punch

Dude 1: "Hey what happened to Plympton?"

Dude 2: "Called Alex a whore."

Dude 1: "So she bitch-slapped him?!"

Dude 2: "Worse. Bastard-punch."

Dude 1: "Damn."
by lightningbaroness March 1, 2010
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Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
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bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.
Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."
by Pwince July 15, 2010
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big bastard

A larger than normal person
'Oi, ya big bastard, put down that pie'
by Rob Jay May 22, 2008
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incoherent bastard

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"
by slogathor March 31, 2009
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