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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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Barnacle

Barnacle:

A person who attaches themselves to a team and sees games by filtering out free ticket offers from ticket holders, whales, who can't go.
I paid $100 for each ticket and this barnacle thought he could get them for free. I ain't a whale, man. Kick rocks.
by Raskull King November 4, 2022
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Barnacle

When you take a large shit and It goes *plop plop* while you are watching G.I.L.F porn
Person 1: Damn dude that's disgusting

Person 2: I know dude I totally had a barnacle
by XXX.THOT.PATROL.XXX June 20, 2018
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Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.
"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."
by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014
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Barnacle Boy

A racial slur used in Spongebob, ( Don't fucking copyright me ) as seen in Season 69 Ep 69 : The F### Boy.
Many have been upset by this slur although it doesn't really have a target in the races many Barnacle residents are feeling rather sad about it. " I think Spongebob is a menace and should be smited off the fucking planet " -69% Of the Barnacle Residents
Spongebob - Shut the fuck up barnacle boy

Victim - * Audibly cries *

Sandy - Don't you think you're going a uhh... bit too far?

Spongebob - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SANDY BITCH

Sandy - Pulls out m11 and starts doing mass genocide *

Spongebob - fucking dies in the backround *
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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dick barnacle

Someone who has someone's back way too hard and agrees or cosigns with everything they say.
by Phlick Benson June 23, 2022
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hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
by SlipperyGypsy01 November 29, 2017
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