Barbēlō

the first emanation of God According to a rejected book of John. Also known as the first Angel of Goodness.

Yea, you heard of Jesus of Nazareth? How about Jesus from the realm of Barbēlō!? Didn’t think so…

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Double Bareback

When two people have unprotected sex while riding on a horse.

Person 1: Do you like horses?
Person 2: The only time I ever liked a horse was when I went double bareback with that girl at riding school.

by dutchd February 26, 2011

John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018

Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Mongolian Bareback

A historically influenced sex position based on reverse cowgirl. To perform mongolian bareback, the female must be riding on top in reverse cowgirl and kill an enemy with a traditional bow and arrow.

I had to special order a traditional bow and arrow last night so that me and my girl could do the Mongolian Bareback on the battlefield tomorrow.

by chef-lip September 6, 2022

rip rip barbecue dip

A phrase used when something bad or unlucky happens.

It is typically a lighthearted, non-serious phrase and is often used when gaming.
It was created by pro gamer JennyC.

“Oh no I lost the game!” “Rip rip barbecue dip”

by heinomitezlover123 December 14, 2019

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020