"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.
by Smiddy man January 30, 2005
Get the bail of haymug. The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. It has the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
Get the Baile funkmug. When your drinking at the bar and the party dies or you have somewhere better to go, you down your beer and leave.
by blitz_07 June 25, 2009
Get the Ale and bailmug. Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!
"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".
by Mike January 22, 2005
Get the Hay-bailingmug. A pick up line that freaks out the person your hitting on. Usually intentionally creepy so you can get someone to stop bugging you/liking you/loving you. Impressive results.
'Hey Margaret?'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'
'Yes Todd?'
'Anal in the backseat tonight?'
'What? O_O'
(Margaret proceeds to run the fuck away while Todd stands there like an idiot)
(People across the street chuckle)
'Way to pull a bail runner'
by Failsquirrel August 26, 2009
Get the Bail Runnermug. When a Jew makes plans with you and then bails (typically happens when they don’t have a coupon for dinner, are being lazy, etc.)
Sorry for The Bernstein Bail but I accidentally ate some pink, undercooked chicken and got food poisoning so I’m sorry I can’t make it to the zoo or dinner.
by Bernsteinbearlove July 16, 2021
Get the The Bernstein Bailmug. To cancel plans, dates or pre-made arrangements by messaging the person on facebook instead of calling or emailing.
Gavin : Yo where was Bobbie on Saturday night, I thought you had made plans?
Amy: Yeah, we had but she face-bailed on me the next day
Amy: Yeah, we had but she face-bailed on me the next day
by Sister 45 October 24, 2008
Get the face-bailedmug.