Bus Nerd

A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.

This bus nerd is so cool! He is riding in a bus unlike that JM Simp over there!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 22, 2022

Bus Bench Buddhist

A person who advertises that they are a Buddhist for attention or clout. Referencing how real estate agents rent bus benches to advertise their business and have their face seen.

The Buddhist teacher could have easily made a video without splashing their face all over but it was obvious they were really a bus bench Buddhist and it was all about their ego and trying to come across as wise.

by Quif Chang Caine June 12, 2023

bus stop don

An individual who thinks that he or she "runs" a bus stop. In that they will continually stare down all vehicles which pass by - in anger over their apprent car-less status. They also jockey for "first place" position in the line to get onto the bus. Bus stop dons also tend to have had a history riding both public transit and the unusual Greyhound.

"'ey man, check out that bus stop don staring you down."

by Jake Sha. October 13, 2006

Bus Stopped

An alarmingly high level of intoxication, such that despite being dressed in a business suit, the individual sleeps outside at an urban area bus stop. In many instances the individual will awaken the next day with unexplained pain, bruises, and short term memory lapses.

My friend drank so heavily last evening, he got Bus Stopped.

Michael was Bus Stopped last weekend.

You better control your drinking, or you may get Bus Stopped.

by Phins1372 December 24, 2010

bus surfing

the art of keeping your balance while standing on an erraticly moving bus

instead of crashing into the waves, you crash into people while bus surfing

by rhcpfanlady August 23, 2008

Bus Cunts

A derogatery term for commuters that have their unhappy faces peering through the glass of a bus on a daily basis, commonly used in London

"Look at those unhappy bus cunts"
"I'm not gonna be one of those bus cunts, I'm taking the tube"

by steve pikey March 12, 2007

bus chucker

Someone who is known for frequently throwing people under the bus. See the definition for "throw under the bus."

"Dicky George, you're such a bus chucker!"

by Jeremy October 30, 2002