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mouth breeder

A mouth breeder is a chick, involved in a MFF three way, that finishes off the guy orally. But, rather than swallowing the baby batter, she goes down on the other chick and spits it into her.
Tina took Bob's big load then spit it into Gina's snatch, what a mouth breeder!
by Billy C. Linton August 2, 2004
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Bremen

City in Northern Germany, located on the Weser river, and overshadowed by the nearby city of Hamburg. While being somewhat small, the city is full of bars, biergartens, clubs, easily accessible drugs, and punks asking for cigarettes and change in front of the Hauptbahnhof. The claim to fame of the city is the soccer team, Werder Brem, and Beck's beer.
Q: Would you like to go to Bremen and party tonight?

A: Only if we can go to Viertel and get some charlie first, and then go drink Becks all night until I go home with one of the beautiful German girls here.
by adamerio August 12, 2008
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
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bermeisted

When a chick with a dick fools a guy into thinking he's a chick, the guy has been bermeisted.
Man, I reached down her pants a grabbed a cock! I was bermeisted!
by Jocaquely November 1, 2003
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Bramer Twat

A phrase used by some country folk. It is meant to be an insult. Bramer being a slang term for a specific breed of bovine (brahman). Basically referring to a person as being a cow's vagina.
Clint: "Dude why are you such an asshole?"

Joey: "Aww, quit being such a Bramer Twat."
by lullabysummers March 8, 2009
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Bramen Noodle

One of your bros. Usually one that you're very close with.
Hey, bramen noodle, let's pick up some Natty Ice after the game.
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Bree Kleinberg

A beautiful name with the intent of a beautiful person
Bree kleinberg is a beautiful name for a beautiful person
by Patman1220 on Youtube September 8, 2019
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