Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”

Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!

by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020

Robert's your father's brother

The same as Bob's your uncle

Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.

by M@//O December 3, 2010

Step Brother

A term that is used when Two friends who aren’t related come up with an act to distract those around them from the true discovery of having no relation

Who’s that guy you showed up with? That’s my gay Step Brother.

by B4noobz21 May 28, 2018

big brother

The Government. They know everything about everybody.

Careful what you say, big brother is watching

by Becky September 11, 2004

reptilian brotherhood

Best organization in the world and lead by our Reptilian Overlord Leafy/Calvin

"Damn... who's spamming in the chat"- Streamer
"Oh thats just the reptilian brotherhood"- Smart Guy

by E. Snakcy December 17, 2015

Downlow Brother

1.) A man who secretly partakes in homosexual conduct, but lives a hetrosexual lifestyle. Often married, with childern.
2.) A man who many women believe is gay

"Hey, girl did you hear about Shay?"
"Yeah, I heard to beat the black off of her man when she found out he was a downlow brother!"

by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005

Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

by NadNadNad November 6, 2011