missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

im on a boat

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

by Niral B.ip April 6, 2009

boat anchor

a heavy and useless object, especially a usless computer

If you buy that one, all you will get is a boat anchor.

by Light Joker February 27, 2005

Bloaty

When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.

The pizookie made me feel bloaty.

by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008

bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

Boat Movie

Adjective- Boat Movie is a terrible movie which stars an acclaimed, well liked, award winning star. This actor starred in this movie because they wanted to buy a bigger boat (or other luxury item) than the one they currently own. This explains why the actor would take such an obviously terrible role to begin with.

Dungeons and Dragons was Jeremy Irons' Boat Movie
Batman Forever was George Clooney's Boat Movie

by indianajed January 19, 2010

Poke Boating

A sexual act consisting of three or more lesbians mounted upon each other pleasuring as many oraphises as possible.

"I'd totally poke boat with them"
or
"Kit said he'd love to watch them poke boating"

by cutting rainbows April 8, 2009