bongo beater

Black Africans who beat bongos in their spare time when they manage to get a break from being internet football experts

I won't be donating money to bongo beaters

by purpleponce April 16, 2020

Bingo Bongo

The person who has the spliff says bingo, and the first to say bongo shall receive it.

Dave: "Bingo!"
John: "Bongo!"
Bill and Bob! "Bong.."
Dave: *passes spliff to John*

Bingo Bongo

by Coolanddisguised March 14, 2021

Um Bongo

Um Bongo- it was a juice containing mixed tropical fruits such as Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit etc that was sold in cartons in the UK. It was the shitty drink that kids used to beg their moms to buy or use their 15p pocket money to buy it after school. It tasted like crap and the company stopped producing it whent hey realised it was so shit.

A) Hey, lets go buy some Um Bongo after school.
B) Alright! I mean it does taste like fruity piss but hey, its cheap so yeah.

by Bojan May 24, 2004

Bongo-gash

Shit Mdma, that doesn't make you "Come up" usually sold to you by weird ass hippys that have bongo's in their front room. Bongo-gash also gives you a shit comedown!!! Even if you never came up....

Man those fucking hippys sold me bongo-gash......twats!

This comedown is sooooooooooooooo bongo-gash.....

by Hater of bongo November 15, 2009

bongo drum

Referring to a person whomst has a hollow head. (they a dumb nig nog)

Tony: Yo uhhhh, can I get a b o n e l e s s pizza.
Nicolai: Damn you a bongo drum stoopid.

by KoochieKing December 16, 2018

Bongo Booty

A bongo booty is when you go over to your partner's house and smack and play their butt like a pair of bongo drums.
The correct way of this action is lay them down on their front exposing their {Sweet and sexy} buttock and you smack down like if it were playing a pair of bongo drums.

Most over ways do not count. If you're hitting her bum with an external object which isn't a hand it is called Drum Bum because of it's similarity of being played like a drum-set being hit by a drum stick

Friend:"hey what are you doing tonight?"
Friend2:"I'm going to my girlfriend's to play her bongo booty"
Friend:"Weirdo"

by Jumi - {EUW-leagueoflegends} March 29, 2019

bongo

an erection of the penis(boner/hard on)

Michael gets a bongo when he checks out mariah's boobalicious boobs!

by jun February 21, 2005