BMW

Big Mexican Woman

Did you see the size of that BMW?

by ericlebo January 31, 2014

BMW

An acronym that stands for big mexican women.

Damn son that lady there is a BMW.

by Mycael May 18, 2018

BMW

Black Man's Willy

She loves herself a BMW

by match report 101 September 22, 2018

BMW

Bowel Movement Window: The time of day that you reserve to move your bowels. For some, in the morning.

I can come in to work on weekends after 8am. My weekend BMW is from 6 am to 730 am.

by LeeKim October 7, 2021

BMW

Big Money Waster

My $30,000 Mustang GT smoked that 68 thousand bucks BMW M3 ON TRACK RACING NOT DRAG.

lol with that 70 grand i can buy a 662 hp gt500 and put a some mods on it

by kurtangle December 7, 2012

BMW

B IG

M EXICAN

W EINER

Allison-Damn Juan has a BMW

LEXI-I know he does

by Spencer-1 February 24, 2018

BMW

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.

-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.

by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013