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Do you see that cholo over there in those sweatpants he’s got that BMW
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Big Mexican Women.

Every fast food restaurant in America has a BMW in the kitchen. Head down, crumbling paper, slides it, looks up at the screen . yumbo yack wit yeese and small papas. Pulls paper, Head down, crumbling paper, slides it, looks up at the screen. unior yumbo yack and 20 pieces nugget.
the neighbors BMW is in my garage working on my BMW's suburban.
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My $30,000 Mustang GT smoked that 68 thousand bucks BMW M3 ON TRACK RACING NOT DRAG.

lol with that 70 grand i can buy a 662 hp gt500 and put a some mods on it
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“wow look at that bmw”
“i don’t see a car”

“no the big mexican woman
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Blow my weiner
if a bitch is being a bitch tell her “bmw” and watch her get mad
by took a wok to poland October 10, 2022
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Bowel Movement Window: The time of day that you reserve to move your bowels. For some, in the morning.
I can come in to work on weekends after 8am. My weekend BMW is from 6 am to 730 am.
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Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.
-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.
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