1) Giving a blewjob that has already been given in that timeline. Like going back in time and sucking that thing one more time. It basically means "suckeding a penis".

2) The word "Blowjob" in an English accent.

1)
Bobathine : "Hey, I'm gonna give Susan a blewjob"
Bob : "Nice"
*2 minutes later*
Susan : "Ohhh sucked that thing harder! Keep suckeding it!"
Bobathine : "Mmm strawberry flavour"

2)
Chavzor : "oioi m8 wnt a blewjob innit?"
Chavzephyr : "innit blud"

blewjob by Dad__ April 7, 2008

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blewis

A Dragon ball, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros and wine loving person! Blewis is one of the few, best people in the world!

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blewis by Blewis! February 19, 2017

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Blewcallaphus

An exclamatory used when you answer the phone and no one is on the other line. Usually used after a few doubtful "Hello's" have confirmed that there is in fact no one there. Reciting the word not only relieves some tension created by the situation, but also acts as a code to let the other person know you couldn't hear them, in the event that they are actually on the line and there is just a problem with the connection. Thus making the explanation of the abrupt hang up simpler.

*Phone Rings*
Darth Vador: "A hoy hoy"

......time passes

Darth Vador: "Hello? Excuse me, is someone there?"
Darth Vador: "Blewcallaphus!"

Blewcallaphus by Darther Vador October 26, 2010

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blewd

A general insult. Nobody knows what it means. Also spelled "bloood", not to be confused with "blood".

Bob: You're a blewd.
Joe: A WHAT!?!?!?!?

blewd by ScooterO1211 May 13, 2011

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