Biscuit

A Native American or Indigenous person who is half white or raised by white people. They’re brown on the outside and white and fluffy on the inside.

Harold loves Nickelback, he’s such a biscuit.

by Menchithepotentiallyedibledog December 15, 2023

Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Biscuit

An Irish cookie

Give me a biscuit there.

by Theothersos December 8, 2023

biscuit

a person who is bland and boring; without personality

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.

by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

Biscuit Slamming

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

Biscuit butt

When a girl's butt looks good in tight jeans, but it busts out of those jeans when she takes them off in the same way as a can of biscuits when you open the can.

Damn bro, her ass is phat.
Nah dude, she has a biscuit butt. Don't be deceived by the jeans.

by B.Hein October 16, 2019