Biscuit 

In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.

Ey mate can you pass me a biscuit.

Biscuit by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023

Biscuit 

A Native American or Indigenous person who is half white or raised by white people. They’re brown on the outside and white and fluffy on the inside.

Harold loves Nickelback, he’s such a biscuit.

Biscuit by Menchithepotentiallyedibledog December 15, 2023

biscuit 

a person who is bland and boring; without personality

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.

biscuit by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

Biscuit

Noun
A person you make plans or a date with, who flakes last minute.

She was a biscuit, I made reservations for this nice place, and she never showed up or even sent a text!

Biscuit by Mind Magick July 28, 2026

Biscuit? 

When you want to be sarcastic with another person about something good that has happened to them, or is going to happen.

Hey, guess what? I got the job!!!

Then you say:

Do you want a biscuit?

Biscuit? by Diaddy January 5, 2008

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!

Steven and Rob are having another of their famous “Biscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Biscuit Slamming by Red monster boy March 12, 2022

biscuit poisoning 

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

biscuit poisoning by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009